A warm welcome to our wintery January 2025 newsletter!
From a visit to the magnificent Longleat House & Gardens to enjoying our serene Courtyard Canapés and Dining Area, this edition is packed with inspiration for your next stay. Plus, discover Laura’s Lemon Pepper Calamari recipe and reminisce with the timeless humour of a true British television classic, ’Allo ’Allo!
And don’t miss the chance to secure our exclusive Spring 2025 availability from May 2nd–9th, perfect for a luxurious group escape amidst Dorset’s blooming beauty.
Take a moment to relax, pour yourself a cuppa, and let us whisk you away to the enchanting world of Well Cottage!
Before we get started we need to let you know….
We are thrilled to announce that we will be showcasing English Cottage Vacation at our first US Travel and Adventure Show in DENVER, COLORADO (click here for details!). Nathan and I will be there in person on March 8th and 9th at booth 629 in the Europe section and we would love to see you for an in person chat if you are lucky enough to be attending! There will be a fantastic show discount and we expect it to be an incredibly successful event for us.
If you are considering vacationing with us and you haven’t booked yet please do so soon to make sure that you don’t miss out!
In This Month’s Issue:
- Spring 2025: Exclusive Cottage Availability – May 2nd-9th
- Cottage Corner: The Courtyard Canapes and Dining Area
- Telly Talk: ’Allo ’Allo!
- Featured British Saying: “Taking the Mickey”
- Featured Excursion: Longleat House & Gardens
- A Taste of Well Cottage: Laura’s Lemon Pepper Calamari
- Guest Voices: Reviews and Testimonials
- Did You Know? Guest questions answered
- Win A Luxury Picnic Basket! Simply Stay Subscribed
- Last Word: Final Thought from Nathan & Laura
Rare Spring 2025 Availability: Exclusive Cottage Experience
Our exclusive group booking for up to 6 guests is still available for the week of May 2nd–9th, 2025. It’s the perfect opportunity to gather friends and family for a luxurious Spring escape with 24/7 VIP service.
What’s more, this week coincides with some incredible local events, offering you the chance to personalise your stay with these unforgettable experiences:
Photoshoot with Bluebells in Ashmore Woods:
Capture stunning memories among the world-famous bluebells of Ashmore Woods, a photographer’s dream with natural spring lighting and idyllic surroundings. Click here for a glimpse!
Dorset Spring Show (May 3rd & 4th):
A vibrant showcase of Dorset’s countryside life, from fabulous food to blooming flowers, with vintage cars, extreme BMX & mountain boarding display, pottery workshop, beekeeping exhibition, woodchopping display, falconry, terrier racing, horse show, music stage and much more! Click here to explore this amazing event!
Shaftesbury Festival & Gold Hill Cheese Race (Sunday, May 4th):
Immerse yourself in a lively celebration featuring artisan markets, cooking masterclasses, foraging walks, book signings, live entertainment, and the world-famous Gold Hill Cheese Race, all set in the picturesque town of Shaftesbury. Click here to check it out!
Swanage Railway Diesel Gala (May 9th–11th):
Experience heritage diesel locomotives on the scenic Swanage Railway – an unmissable event for train enthusiasts. This three-day extravaganza showcases the railway’s own diesel engines as well as visiting locomotives from across the UK. This hugely popular event also includes a beer festival! To see more, click here!
Plus All Our Usual Amazing Offerings
Of course, these events are in addition to our incredible list of excursions and activities you can choose from. Everything will be tailored to your preferences, with Nathan as your chauffeur in the comfort of our executive Mercedes people carrier!
Reach out now to secure this exceptional week and let us help craft your perfect Spring escape – click here!
To explore our sample itineraries, click here!
Cottage Corner: The Courtyard
– Cosy Canapés and Dining Area
Nestled within the charming grounds of Well Cottage lies the Courtyard, a tranquil retreat that seamlessly blends comfort with the countryside’s rustic charm. This delightful space is a suntrap on cooler days, where you can bask in the gentle warmth of the sun while being shielded from the wind. And when the summer arrives, our extendable canopy offers much-needed shade, creating the perfect setting for dining and relaxation in any season.
On breezy days, the Courtyard becomes a cosy hideaway where you can savour the crisp Dorset air without a chill. With easy access to the entire cottage, this inviting area is the ultimate spot for relaxing and making cherished memories. Whether you’re lounging in the comfortable reclining armchairs, listening to music, delving into a good book, or even stealing a quick nap, the Courtyard truly has something for everyone.
Nathan and Laura are always nearby to ensure your experience is nothing short of luxurious. They’ll serve your favourite beverages and surprise you with an array of exquisite canapés, perfectly curated to tide you over until dinner. In the evenings, as the sun dips below the horizon, you can linger outside under the soft glow of the outdoor heater. Wrap yourself in a plush blanket, enjoy the gentle hum of conversation with loved ones, and let the tranquillity of the countryside enchant you.
With its quintessential English Cottage feel, the Courtyard combines intimacy and charm, making it the perfect spot to connect with friends and family. So, whether you’re looking to unwind with a glass of wine, indulge in delicious treats, or simply soak up the idyllic surroundings, the Courtyard is your sanctuary.
Click here to explore Well Cottage some more!
Featured Great British TV: ‘Allo ‘Allo!
Step into wartime France with the hilarious world of ‘Allo ‘Allo!, a sitcom that has secured its place in British television history. Airing from 1982 to 1992, this side-splitting series takes us to the small town of Nouvion, where café owner René Artois juggles life under German occupation with a colourful mix of Resistance plots, stolen paintings, and secret romances.
Penned by the legendary duo David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd, ‘Allo ‘Allo! is a masterpiece of farce, blending physical comedy, catchphrases, and cleverly exaggerated accents to create a uniquely British take on wartime humour. From René’s endless attempts to hide British airmen and smuggle The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies, to the bizarre schemes of Resistance leader Michelle and Gestapo agent Herr Flick, the show is packed with absurd antics and unforgettable characters.
Among its iconic moments, you’ll find:
- Officer Crabtree’s hilariously mangled attempts at speaking French (“Good moaning!”)
- The temperamental Colonel von Strohm and his efforts to conceal his stolen art.
- Edith’s unforgettable singing performances that René endures with his trademark exasperation (“You stupid woman!”).
Despite its comedic chaos, ‘Allo ‘Allo! offers more than just laughs. It cleverly parodies wartime dramas like Secret Army while paying homage to the resilience and camaraderie of the time.
Although the series concluded over 30 years ago, its charm endures, with stage productions and reruns introducing new audiences to its unique humour. In 2018, the famous Fallen Madonna painting even fetched £15,000 at auction – proving its place in pop culture!
Why not settle in at Well Cottage with a lovely cuppa and enjoy this classic slice of British humour? With its larger-than-life characters, clever plot twists, and running gags, ‘Allo ‘Allo! is the perfect way to unwind while we cater to your every need!
Here’s a compilation of some of the funniest moments to get you started:
Featured British Saying:
“Taking the Mickey”
If you’ve ever heard a Brit say someone’s “taking the mickey” (or “taking the mick”), they’re talking about a good old-fashioned ribbing – making fun of someone, often in a playful, teasing way. It’s a quintessentially British phrase, capturing the nation’s love for humour, wit, and banter.
For example: If your mate shows up late to a dinner party and you say, “Nice of you to join us, Your Majesty,” you’re taking the mickey. Or if someone wears an outlandishly loud shirt, a cheeky “Going to a disco, are we?” might follow.
What Does It Mean?
To “take the mickey out of someone” means to gently mock or poke fun, though it can occasionally be used in a more cutting way. Whether it’s playful teasing or good-natured banter, the phrase is deeply embedded in British culture and shows that humour is at the heart of everyday interactions.
Origins of the Phrase
The exact origins of “taking the mickey” are debated, but it likely derives from “taking the Michael”, an old slang term for making fun of someone. Over time, “Michael” was shortened to “Mickey,” and the phrase became widely popular from the mid-20th century. Some even suggest it has roots in Cockney rhyming slang, where “Mickey Bliss” stood in for “piss,” as in “taking the piss” – another classic British phrase!
Famous Examples
Even some of the UK’s most iconic figures aren’t safe from a bit of mickey-taking. Pete Townsend of The Who once quipped: “I occasionally take the mickey out of Mick, but nobody takes the mickey out of Keith Richards and gets away with it.”
And in Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood’s eccentricity leads Ron Weasley to frown and ask:
“Are you taking the mickey?”
When to Use It
“Taking the mickey” is usually harmless and light-hearted – a friendly way to connect through humour. Whether you’re teasing a loved one about their quirks or joking with a mate about their taste in football teams, it’s all in good fun.
So, next time you’re in Britain and someone gently mocks your mispronunciation of “Worcestershire,” don’t take offence – they’re just taking the mickey!
Why not try out some mickey-taking yourself during your stay at Well Cottage? Just be sure to bring your best sense of humour! 😉
Featured Excursion:
Longleat House & Gardens
Step into a world of grandeur and intrigue with a visit to the magnificent Longleat House & Gardens, a masterpiece of Elizabethan architecture nestled in the rolling Wiltshire countryside. Renowned as the first stately home in England to open its doors to the public in 1949, Longleat is a place where history, art, and natural beauty converge in spectacular fashion.
A Stately Home Steeped in History
Built in the late 16th century, Longleat House is a shining example of Renaissance architecture, with its ornate stone façade and exquisitely designed interiors. Wander through opulent rooms adorned with priceless antiques, tapestries, and artworks collected by the Thynn family over centuries. Highlights include the Great Hall, with its towering ceilings and intricate stonework, and the State Dining Room, a space fit for royalty.
The Gardens: A Feast for the Senses
Outside, the grounds of Longleat offer a visual symphony of landscaped gardens, manicured lawns, and woodland trails. Designed by Capability Brown, the gardens feature vibrant flower beds, ornamental fountains, and the peaceful Japanese Garden. Lose yourself in the famous Hedge Maze, one of the largest in Britain, or simply bask in the serene beauty of this quintessentially English estate.
An Animal Lover’s Paradise
No trip to Longleat would be complete without a visit to its legendary Safari Park – the first of its kind outside of Africa. Get up close and personal with majestic lions, giraffes, rhinos, and even cheeky monkeys, all from the comfort of our luxury vehicle. It’s a thrilling experience that brings a touch of the wild to this historic estate.
Personalised and Hassle-Free
As always, your journey to Longleat will be as luxurious as the destination itself. With co-host Nathan as your chauffeur and guide, you’ll travel in comfort and style in our executive Mercedes people carrier, allowing you to fully relax and enjoy the day.
Travel Tips:
- Time Needed: One day
- Average Travel Time: One hour
- Local Tip from Nathan & Laura: Longleat also holds special events throughout the year, so when you have booked your English Cottage Vacation we can give you details of any events scheduled during your time with us.
Next month: A Timeless Journey to the 1,000-year-old Sturminster Newton Water Mill.
Click here to explore all of our amazing excursions!
A Taste of Well Cottage: Laura’s Lemon Pepper Calamari
Crisp, golden, and bursting with deliciousness, Laura’s Lemon Pepper Calamari is a true celebration of simple, fresh ingredients. This light yet indulgent dish, served with a zesty garlic and lemon aioli, makes for the perfect appetiser or a delightful light lunch. Quick to prepare and packed with a delightful crunch, it’s an irresistible treat that brings the flavours of Laura’s cottage kitchen to your table.
(Serves 2)
Prep time: 7 Min
Cooking time: 3 Mins
Total time: 10 Mins
Ingredients
- ½ lemon (juice only)
- 8-10 squid rings
- 3 tablespoons plain flour (all purpose)
- 5 tablespoons panko crumbs
- ½ tablespoons lemon pepper seasoning
- 1 egg beaten
- A pinch of salt
- Vegetable oil for frying
- 1 clove of garlic
- ½ lemon
- 6 heaped tablespoons of mayonnaise
- 1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil
To make the Aioli
- Whisk together the olive oil and mayonnaise
- Crush the peeled garlic with a pinch of salt into a paste
- Mix into the mayonnaise.
- Add the zest and juice from ½ a lemon, then mix well, taste and add a little more lemon juice if needed and set aside.
To make the squid rings
- Get three plates and put the flour on plate one, and the egg on plate two.
- Mix the lemon pepper seasoning and panko crumbs and put onto plate three.
- Dip the squid rings first into the flour, followed by the egg and finally into the panko crumbs.
- Heat just enough oil to coat the bottom of a large non-stick frying pan until it’s nice and hot.
- Fry the squid for just 1 minute then turn and cook for a further 2 minutes.
- Remove from the pan and drain on kitchen paper before serving.
Place a dollop of aioli on a dark coloured plate and smear with the back of a spoon. Serve the squid rings on top and decorate with some edible flowers, baby salad leaves and a wedge of lemon. Enjoy! 🌿🍋
Guest Voices: Reviews & Testimonials
Our hearts are always warmed by the incredible feedback we receive from our cherished guests. Alongside our consistently glowing 5-star reviews online, we’re often treated to heartfelt messages that truly capture the magic of the Well Cottage experience. One recent guest wrote:
“There’s something else this whole experience has taught me – it’s that there are some very nice folks in this world, and you two belong in the really great and absolutely wonderful category. I can’t thank you enough for how well you took care of me. I do so appreciate it.”
It’s kind words like these that remind us why we do what we do – creating unforgettable moments and connections that stay with our guests long after their visit. Thank you to everyone who shares their stories with us!
Here’s what else our guests have been saying:
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Did You Know..?
The charm of Bedroom 2 – the middle room at Well Cottage – lies not only in its history but also in its quirky character! The original floors of this centuries-old room are wonderfully uneven, a testament to its rich heritage. To ensure your comfort, the bed, dressing table, and wardrobe for example have all been expertly adapted to remain perfectly level.
Despite its delightful wonkiness, Bedroom 2 exudes luxury, offering modern amenities and serene countryside views that make it a guest favourite. It’s the perfect blend of contemporary comfort and historic charm (boasting an 18th-century character chimney breast)!
Explore all three of our exquisite rooms by clicking here!
And to view our Frequently Asked Questions, click here!
Stay Subscribed For Your Chance To Win A Luxury Picnic Basket!
Next month we’re giving away another exquisite luxury picnic basket to one lucky reader! Crafted from finely steamed willow with elegant tan leather straps, it’s compact and practical (L 40cm x W 30cm x H 19cm), perfect for romantic meals outdoors!
Includes:
- 2 fine china plates
- 2 wine glasses
- A cosy tartan picnic blanket
- A bottle opener
- Soft napkins
- A cooler bag to keep your treats fresh.
- Stainless steel cutlery for added luxury.
This basket is a dream companion for leisurely walks, tranquil park visits, or scenic countryside adventures.
Invite friends and family to sign up to our newsletter for their chance to win, too. Share the link right now – click here!
Our Final Thought…
“Winter, a lingering season, is a time to gather golden moments, embark
upon a sentimental journey, and enjoy every idle hour.” – John Boswell
At Well Cottage, winter is nothing short of enchanting. The crisp, frosty mornings, the peaceful countryside bathed in soft light, and the joy of gathering by a roaring fire remind us that every season brings its own magic. As we embrace this special time of year, we also look forward to the adventures, laughter, and connections that await us in 2025.
Whether you’re dreaming of your next visit or savouring memories of past stays, we are so grateful to have you as part of our English Cottage Vacation family. Each season here in Dorset has something extraordinary to offer, and we can’t wait to share more unforgettable moments with you in the months ahead.
Wishing you a year filled with joy, discovery, and cherished moments with those you hold dear.
Warmest wishes,
Nathan & Laura
